Sunday, May 22, 2011

Western Beauty, Persian Beast


It is almost everyday for us “Persians” to want to scream our lungs out after reading the news, but after the wrath fades away, well, we realise there is not much we can do after all. The sad part is that apparently the rage, the reactions and the post depression hardly ever gets customary.
It is like a fear source is implanted in you forever. Even after several years living outside middle east in the western world, every single time I see a policeman or a police car, my heart trembles inside, I quickly try to sit up and see if I look genuinely presentable and of course, check for ID.   
Although I have always wanted to be a doctor, you know, the kind that helps people, but I guess I was destined to become one of the other kind, in Engineering. Unlike human sciences experts, Engineers are usually sharp and blunt. That is why their longest meeting barely takes half an hour.  
I was never political; never tried to engage in any discussion of that sort. However, I can say I always had an ear for politics. I could never help but to overhear people talking politics and often smirk internally while sometimes only wanted to shout at them out loud. I sincerely suffer by the ignorance of people, especially my own people. Oh blimey! ... I hate it how, every now and again, they make me wish I was not one of them. 
The fact of the matter is that I always believed politicians to be “professional liars” or better said, politely, “master manipulators of speech”. And also always justified their deceptive behaviours by some twisted or deformed values such as patriotism, pride, tyranny, dignity, morale or self-esteem. Stupid me, aye! I am proud to say that after all that have happened to my country and literally the world and all the thoughts I spared trying to reason and explain to myself: why?! It is now quite obvious to me that perjury is just a choice to a politician and not a necessity. Well, you might say I tried too hard to state the obvious but to be frank, a middle eastern politician is somewhat different from his mainstream western counterpart. Only natural born liars are in the list of candidates. For those of you who live “relatively” in peace in the western world or a developing country and have no affiliation whatsoever to a country like Iran, Syria or Iraq, only that your neighbour's  son served in middle east for a year or so and either was stupid enough to come back with PTSD as souvenir or at most, successfully upgraded his rank in the local police department; what I scribble is just a joke that raises to laughs. Nonetheless for us, whose biggest achievement in a day is that to introduce ourselves as “Persians” rather than “Iranians”, maybe just to remain unknown instead of being known as possible threats, some topics would never become boring. 
For us who wish to have a democrat government, secular or whatever they call it these days, just like Canada or Australia, oh, wait, no.... Turkey or Malaysia, nah, what the heck, Uzbekistan is more than enough, it gets difficult to think of anything but politics. The reason that we always have an opinion, somewhat unrelated, every time a remotely political topic comes up, and furthermore we tend to push it too hard every single time, is not a cultural defect, lack of education or a genetic disposition; my guess is that it is due to chronic trauma and anguish imposed to our last three generations. For us that up to some three decades ago, leaned on 2500 civilised years of culture, backed up by the cylinder of Cyrus The Great as world’s first human rights relic, or by the Persepolis where Darius The Great used to greet more than 5000 heads of states every Nouroz, or by Avicenna, the father of modern medicine, Razi the pre-eminent pharmacist and numerous other “firsts”, whose names are tangled to the name of Iran, becoming abandoned like this with all our dignity burst over night with the hope of obtaining divinity, is difficult beyond words, even for us second-generations, born after the revolution. The reason that many prefer a government that is free of radical affiliation or a lot more would actually demand a “secular” regime is that, Khomeini proposed “Nationalism is against Islam”, and yes, he actually said and believed in that. Thus eliminated all those values that once we were proud of. Somehow, not only did he crush our spirits, but at the same time diminished all the ethical principles of a whole nation. The staggering question that knocks me out every single day is that: how on earth we felt for that!? Was is the spirituality he blend with his doctrine that forbade people from questioning him? Or did they sincerely put their trust in him? Then how about his successor, Khamenei? It is over twenty years that his autocrat empire expands everyday. His dictatorship is far beyond the sustaining phase. It truly amazes me... The only viable vindication, in my eye, is that he has been cleverly and senselessly taking good advantage of the majority’s overall lack of education. I perceive education as the fundamental element in a nation’s survival. There are a lot of middle easterners living in western countries and are, generally speaking, exposed to a minimum level of education and a reasonable cultural standard. I believe there are a few million Iranians only in the US. The average level of education of those few millions is surprisingly, master’s degree. We have Iranians in every aspect of modern life from high academic organisations like MIT, NYC and so on, successful corporations like google, ebay etc. and businesses to NASA and Beverly Hills’ City Hall. Thus we are not short in intelligence, money or talent. The problem is that normal Iranians only include 20 to 30% of the actual population and the rest are those who vote.          
It is not fair to us to have a president so frightfully unsightly. I hate to judge a book by its cover but it has become apparent to me that human body is the mirror of its soul. I mean, even “Shrek” or “Ugly Betty” whom are meant to be defined by their unattractive looks, have a rather soft and pleasant side. I just cannot comprehend how a human being, let alone a president, whose job is to present, as a premier and head of the state, can be so much appallingly vile. Even so, what knocks my hat off a light year away is how the gentleman lies. ... I, honestly, with my lack of skills and experience in writing, would never be able to describe, in words, the severity of the matter. It is, most definitely, beyond outrageous... sickening... absurd. I mean it wrenches my guts. His “pauses” between sentences, allows the pain to settle in deep in your mind. I say he is most definitely a pro! One cannot simply become so calmly masterly without prior practice. At first, I suspected him being a kook, another nutcase like so many other extremist “Basijis” who falsely become admitted to government universities with no assessment, contrary to only the 10% of eligible general public applicants who are lucky and smart enough to pass the annual entrance exam after months of intensive studies; but I am now absolutely convinced that he is not just an expert but “the expert”. I am sure he is one of a kind in the history of man kind. If Caligula is the sexual psychopath, he is the mendacious psychopath. The funny part is that he cannot care less about the people. People who he treats as enemies rather than his own people. People who did not vote for him the second time and he only showed them the finger. It is like his mind plays trick on him and he actually believes in what he says. Otherwise I have not a clue of how he puts his head to rest every night. Seriously the guy has no brakes. Nobody seems to know whose side he is on?!
Let us look at some of the goods and bads of the world leaders in history: Gandhi, Hitler, Lincoln, Mao, Queen Elizabeth, Khomeini, ... . I am not an expert in leadership but intuitively, all of them have one thing in common and that is they believed in their actions. None of them, even the villainous rulers, preached anything unless they were utterly convinced that it is the absolute truth. Everyone is trying, I would like to say their best, to topple this ridiculous regime; the west imposes sanctions so that maybe the pressure forces the regime to step down or perhaps the people become restless enough to do something. Some suggest that West needs to boycott Iranian oil so that more than 80% of the regime’s financial supply cuts off; but then again, I doubt that neither the world is able to afford losing Iran’s oil even temporarily and nor the regime is shameful enough to act on it. As a matter of fact, they are actually fully ready to sacrifice as much citizens as possible, cutting government wages and services, just to survive; it does not matter how red in blood their hands are, as long as they have them around “our” country’s neck.
What makes me sick in my stomach, shockingly, is how such behaviours becomes epidemic. How easily his nasty habits passes along. When Obama was elected, I, as well as everyone else, was excited and thrilled. After critics started bombarding him, I thought to myself that no one is perfect after all. Frankly, he was successful in some fronts and eh.... not so good in some others, but hey! who am I to judge, huh?! I am not only, no yankee doodle, but also am a bloody black-headed middle-eastern (I was so generous with myself with “mid-eastern rather than “Arab”, but honestly us Persians are NOT Arabs, please.... after all the suffocation, I assume we deserve that much); yet it burns my heart to see how Obama is feeling safe “Lying” just because he thinks he deserves to or he can get away with it. Please believe me America. I have been lied to all my life.                                                                                                                                                                                                              Initially it starts with a little big lie just as they believe they have been honest and faithful enough that the nation would let one little bitty tiny miny “fib” to slip away. President Obama, the Commander in Chief, of the most expensive, biggest army in the world, with state of the art equipment and most advanced intelligence service in all the universe ....
follows a clue to the whereabouts, oh no, wait... the exact location, of America’s most wanted man for a decade or so, because of whom they had to spend a sum of 13 figures of world’s strongest unit of currency to capture a couple of countries and ...   oh where was I, please excuse the very long sentences, but I am afraid I could not find a better way to say it... yes, President Obama with all that .... after all, issues the capture command, where they engage in a shooting spree, and who knows what else, maybe a fist fight?! killing and injuring a few civilians including women, only to kill Mr. Osama who was sipping tea watching BBC’s the “weakest link” to improve his western knowledge for future attacks and shocked and surprised that whether they finally killed him or not! sliding his body in the ocean and most ridiculous of all, maker of the movie “Titanic” failed to recover it. 
The only justified reason I can possibly think of, is that President Obama has been too closely following his extra sweet and sexy Iranian counterpart  that he picked up one of his stooges, only to practice it on America. Or maybe it was the dominant and glamorous appeal of the Iranian president that seduced the Commander in Chief and made him another victim of his charisma. What do you think? If you ask me, even if you just forget about all the betrayal and unrecoverable damage and deterioration he inflicted on his own people and country, he is indeed a rotten influence in between the world leaders. 
To sum it all up for now, I remember he met with the Russian President Medvedev a couple of years back, when the president asked him: “How are you?”. He replied: “Yes”. “Happy New Year” the president says and then again he goes: “Yes”. Honestly name one head of state whose English knowledge is utterly “zero”. At least he is one of a kind...

Saman
May, 2011 

Greetings & Dorood


Warmest greetings and salutation to all visitors. I am delighted to welcome you to "GILCANON" cove, my cyber retreat.
First post is always like the first session of class, especially for those who teach like me, it is all about briefings: introduction, objectives and scope, methodology, assessment (LOL) and so on.
My ambition, from an engineer's point of view, is to create a system with high gain, i.e the output is greater than the input. What I mean is that you, as the input of the system, being the GILCANON, would transform,

better said: evolve, after visiting the Gilcanon cove. If you learn one bit from my Blog, I call it a success.
How am I supposed to do so? In other words: my methodology, well, of course I have some things in mind but to be honest, I am not sure if it is going to pan out. You never know unless you give it a go. So let us try it out together.
We, me and you, are going to talk about anything and everything, you can email me or comment or IM for me to publish; but especially three topics are my top preferences: Medicine (diagnosis, drugs, imaging, diseases, general health and so on), Persia (history, news, politics etc.) and Electronics (engineering, maths, devices and equipment, education and so on and so forth). Of course, as I said, let us talk about anything, music, economics, industry et cetera but they are going to have to contain a scholastic weight and not just amusing. Nothing against fun and amusement but why not add on to your knowledge while enjoying it at the same time. I will try to tag the posts so you can skip ‘em if you think they are not your cup of tea.
A little about us, me and my Blog. The word Gilcanon is a portmanteau of "Gilak" and "the book of healing: the canon of medicine" by Avicenna. Gilak is the heritage of the residents of the Guilan province, northern Iran, by the Caspian sea shore. It is where I am actually from. And The Canon of Medicine is a valuable medical encyclopedia in 14 volumes, if I am not mistaken, compiled by Avicenna, the father of modern medicine, nearly a thousand years ago.
Guilan prides her 3000 year history (refer to Marlik) and her faithful, hospital, modest and particularly sophisticated Gilaks who, brought fame to not only Guilan but also their mother land, Iran. Guilan was last in the list of the Persian empire’s provinces accepting Islam from Arabs. Ergo, Guilan is the only province where Islam was not imposed rather freely accepted by Gilaks many years later. Arabs invaded Iran, after the death of the holy prophet, peace be upon him, and parallel to the ruling of the second Muslim Khalifa, Umar (Omar). Yazdegerd III, the last king of the Sassanid dynasty could not keep up with the Arab's invasion and was defeated in the battle, surrendering the empire to Arabs who carelessly ruled for nearly 200 years.
Arabs failed to pursue the army of Gils led by Muta, who himself was killed in the battle, after defeating them. The reason estimated to be the Alborz mountain range, which kept Gils and Guilan safe from invaders throughout the history, thus Gilaks were merely left untouched due to their orderly and fortunate retreat into their familiar mountainous territory.
Concurrent to Yazdegerd's defeat "Hakim Abul-Qasim Ferdowsi Tusi was finishing his masterpiece, the "Shahnameh" (the letter of the king), the national Persian epic, which many genuinely believe that saved the Persian language along with a massive deal of Persian rituals; may God bless his soul.
I am neither a writer nor a poet or I am any good in interpretation. Having said that, there is this bit in Shahnameh, which is utterly patriotic, making any patriot Persian feel like pins and needles from head to toe every single time and I absolutely do not want anyone to miss this. Hence, I would try my utmost to convert it so a little commiseration I feel like to be the most important thing one can offer. Of course the original Farsi version is followed for comparison.

- As Arab fate ordained to dominate Persian land, darkness began to prevail upon the Persians' prime.
- The destiny’s path became mutated, as if the moon has lost her warmth and benevolence.
- Wine lost its magic allure and harp its divine voice, scent of flowers disappeared as the enlightenment of culture vanished.
- Respect and civility perished and art decayed, they tied up the wings of free and contemplating wisdom.
- Devilish villainies took over respect and courtesy, just as hostility and feud replaced warmheartedness.
- Now there is no need for the divine drink of wine for the hopeless inept, a deaf would not enjoy the serenity of flute.
- In the company of such unseemly vulgar beings, it would be a sin to pass around the holy Gail serving the sacred wine .
- Where drought has faded every full of life plant, to waste yet one single drop is a foul fault.
- When the king’s throne is degraded down to a clergy’s pulpit, original prestigious Persian designations, allegedly, would become substituted with Arabic identities such as Abubakr or Umar(Omar).
- Following drinking camel milk and feasting on desert reptiles, Arab now shamelessly fancies to have reached a point:
- To claim the Persian Saturn, the empire’s crown and throne, Shame on you, the doomed fate....Shame on you!
- It is the utter misfortune for our Iran to squander this way, and become the home of demons and habitat for beasts.

Frankly, as I said, I am very much open to you suggestions and comments and most of all to your material. If you think, there is anything you believe is worth sharing, I would be absolutely delighted if you kindly email them for me so I can include them in posts as soonest as possible.
Obviously, it can be in Farsi, as we all love our mother language and praise it even more.
But, I myself would rather to post the material in English for two reasons: one is that I would like to have international, especially western, readers, so I can introduce true facts about Persia and Persians and also share knowledge with our foreign mates. So if you know any foreigners, kindly refer them to our page.
Second, I prefer to gather up a group as reader friends, frankly, those who have a minimum level of education and knowledge. I assume those who are fluent in English or at least feel comfortable communicating in English, are either Persians with high level of postgraduate education or those who were raised or studied/lived in and English speaking/western country thus being exposed to a minimum level of knowledge. Honestly, I am sure those wrongfully tagged Iranians who bash up our friends in the streets or else have extremist ideologies would definitely not be able yo directly read our Blog. This sense of isolation that they have as they can not have access to our thoughts independently,gives me a good sense of dominance over them, which is quite joyful, aye!
Oh, my medium of choice is British English only for its elegance, superiority, grace and sovereignty. Although, everyone is welcome to enjoy their own medium of choice, understood by the majority.