Monday, May 23, 2011

How Fatty Ali Shah tickles me!

I just cannot get his grace, the Fat-ih-Ali shah of Kajar, out of my head. I simply cannot believe how easy and trouble free he was, not just during his monarchy but even before when he was a young prince in his uncle's palace. His uncle, Agha Mohammad Khan of Kajars who was castrated at a very early age and thus  had grown severe psychological complexities due to his nueteration, would always encouraged him to sexual reproduction in order to, in his eye, spread the royal Kajar blood and name. Ergo, he would have praised his nephew quite generously every time he bred or picked another permanent or temporary wife. 
Aside from his extensive sexual procreative misdemeanors, which lasted even up to the end of his nearly 28 years of sovereignty, his grace had a rather efficient and practical international policies. Every single time he felt he was having trouble in the battles, he tried to solve the issue via dialogue and signing agreements and contracts, which basically consisted of giving land so that the enemy would stop invading. 
See, quite simple and practical with the least bloodshed possible, don't you think?! 
He, as mentioned previously, had assembled a strong relationship with British generals and colonels and at one lengthy stage, following one of those contracts, delivered the whole Persian army to some British general for training. 
Oh God, how we had to sob and pray and tried much more harder for ourselves not to challenge similar torment ever again! And how the mother land, Iran, is bearing equivalent trauma at the moment, only with a contemporary image and ensemble. 
What do you think my friends? What seems to be our problem that we have to go through the same agony dynasty after dynasty, Kajar, Pahlavi, Khomeini... This last one has no remorse and no shame whatsoever... They truly believe what they do it Godly and categorically right by nature. 
I think, we lack leaders. We have very good people scattered around the world, from best American and European universities, businesses, governmental jobs and to NASA and so on and so forth. But we definitely lack charismatic leader, like Amir Kabir, Nader shah, Shah Abbas and Mossadeq. Hey look, in every case, we destroyed them with our own bloody hands. Amir Kabir, stabbed in back by his own, Mossadeq, oh the great Mossadeq, the only Iranian politician in Iran's history who spectacularly defended Iran in an International court in a foreign language for over three hours, betrayed by his own nation he fought for so hard. Nader shah Afshar, the son of sword, who actually survived Iran from being broken into pieces and uniting the country once again, was stabbed in his asleep by the captain of his guards in his own palace. God, shame on us people, shame on us... seriously. 
We, with our own bloody hands, blow up, shatter, burn and spread the ashes of every single chance that God throws at us most mercifully. If I was God ( اءوذ بالله) I would have never ever again given us another chance. Thanks God for his never-ending compassionate and mercifulness.
And yes, I believe, we have very few eligible people with abundant education and knowledge and proper character who at the same time posses that "it factor", the charisma. 
Please, be extremely vigilant that this time if we were lucky enough to find such person, we must ALL, and I mean ALL, support him/her. For once, let us halt, listen and allow him/her to do the job. Instead of being judgmental and offensive, let us be obedience and sympathetic. 
What do you say, huh?                
Oh, one of the last or maybe the last survivor of the Kajars is Ms. Sara Shahi. She is a successful Hollywood actress. Extremely beautiful. May God of Iran bless her. 
I pray for us to have enough power and wisdom to protect our motherland, Persia.   

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